24.11.2010, 05:47
A Cow's Tail
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly
around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, ' What happened to YOU? '
' Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into
a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
'
' I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was
a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in
the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, ' Hey,
this looks like yours! ' I don't remember much after that "
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly
around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, ' What happened to YOU? '
' Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into
a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
'
' I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was
a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in
the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, ' Hey,
this looks like yours! ' I don't remember much after that "