versaute Sprüche/Reimesammlung

[Warlord]

Limericks?

There was a young lady from Eeling
who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back
and opened her crack
and came all over the ceiling.

There once was a man from Beijing,
Who invented the wanking machine.
On the 31st stroke
the fucking thing broke
and whipped his balls into cream.

A horny woman named Lil
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
and bits of her tit in Brazil.

There once was a lady from Crewe
who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in
they can pay to get out of it too!"

There was a young man from Kildare
who was fucking a girl on the stair.
The bannister broke,
but he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in midair.

A maid from Bexhill on Sea,
lay with a plumber upon a setee.
Said the maid "Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming."
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "Its me."

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Dozy Jill
forgot the pill
And now they have a son.